| (no subject) |
[Jun. 8th, 2006|05:04 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  uh | ] |
| [ | music |
| | me uh i dunno hte name of the song | ] |
uh well one
im finger funken good
and two
i am what the fuck willis is talkin about
haha actually im more like getting beat up by victor wutten and that little kid that said that |
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| (no subject) |
[Jul. 28th, 2005|11:02 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  dancin | ] |
| [ | music |
| | boxbomb - long way down | ] |
i need to get better at guitar. |
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| (no subject) |
[Jul. 6th, 2005|02:21 pm] |
[Bush voice]
I'm George W. Bush
Leader of the free world
I want to bomb Iraq
And when the world says no I say "Yeah, whatever!"
Saddam has started to meet our demands
"Yeah, whatever!"
I talked to Colin Powell
He said
[Colin Powell voice]
Sir, maybe we should give the inspectors more time.
[George Bush voice]
I said no, you know why?
Cause this is my United States of whatever!
And this is my United States of whatever!
President Bush?
Hush up, don't talk to me now
And this is my united states of whatever!
Leave it to me
Hello?
[Putin voice]
This is Putin
Russia will beat the war
[Bush voice]
Hmmm... i see...
"Whatever!"
[Unknown voice]
Mr President, North Korea's got nukes.
[Bush voice]
Awww... [mocking chinese] ding dong dong ding dong dong dong
Translation... "Whatever!"
[bin Laden voice]
I am bin Laden, you still have not caught me
[Bush voice]
I'm george W.
You know what the W stands for? Yet.
Cause this is my United States of Whatever!
And this is [mocking chinese] ding ding dong dong ding ding dong
Whatever!
I hope you got the message... good!
haha its the remix of united states of whatever
yeah thats the first time ive ever used remix
whoa |
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| (no subject) |
[Jun. 29th, 2005|03:52 pm] |
well hello all
my computers been down
and im lazy
so there fore i got around to gettin some one to fix it today
yeah
uh
the tv and i got very much aquntaned cus the kayak was infested with like bees which sucked ass
grr
yeah later |
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| (no subject) |
[Jun. 20th, 2005|10:48 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  god life sucks | ] |
| [ | music |
| | hey ms hilton - penfifteen club | ] |
hey
im updating
whoo
well lets see last week went to the bulls game
danced
got free food
and got my sexy con ( as some put it as that)
broke up with amanda
gota cheapo camera but its still good
drivers ed
so close to over
i can taste it
whoo
yeah but other then that
lifes boring
if you can call what i have a life
more like ross doesnt do anything cus hes a loser
but o well better then last year
alot
ok well im out
later |
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| (no subject) |
[Jun. 16th, 2005|04:51 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  wtf? | ] |
| [ | music |
| | no help | ] |
well i relised
i have friends
has the same amount of letter as
can we have sex
or
yes we had sex
or
they make pots
or
no one fucks me |
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| (no subject) |
[Jun. 15th, 2005|04:01 pm] |
uh oh
2 in a 1 special
2 journal entries in one day now thats special
i have friends. |
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| (no subject) |
[Jun. 15th, 2005|11:38 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  whoa a bird | ] |
| [ | music |
| | chanting | ] |
ok new one
is it jsut me or should like people over 40-45 should not be tanning
i mean who are they impressing
the other older folks
who by now there eyes with outglasses can barley tell if you male or female
ok maybe thats 50-55+
but then i thught and i noticed all these old ppl go to the beach and complain about being fat but they need to tan
well dont go to the fucking beach stay at home and tan in your backyard were no one can see your fat god
and o i agree with that squirrell about if your a fat fuck be a fat fuck dont try any stupid diets be who you are
any way yeah
old ppl = not tanning
i think im gonna have to start PAOPT people against old people taninng
stupid bitchs
well
chris pissed his pants and i dont care |
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| (no subject) |
[Jun. 12th, 2005|09:19 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  i ate at joes | ] |
| [ | music |
| | gettin some tonight | ] |
updateing because certain ppl want me to and i want to test the ross effect
-thats where i type something and like get 80 posts-
well went over to zacs yesterday we jammed
and made a funny video of dancin
then i did nothing to day except ask amanda out
but i got turned down
heh just kiddin
so im happy later |
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| (no subject) |
[Jun. 3rd, 2005|10:21 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  i live in a trash can....bitch | ] |
| [ | music |
| | steamer trunk - alkaline trio | ] |
well im bored
shrooms
nothing to do all week
its been rianing
so i watched tv and got fatter
fun
i like food
alot
i like guitar
alot
i like you
no
ugh you know what i hate
fucking dogs that chase you when your walking or on a bike
mother fuckers
have to beat them with your shoe
and if then they'll like eat your shoe if your not good at hitting them
me
wow its sad how 4 of good bands come uot with new cds and are ruined by mainstream listeners
alkaline trio
great forever but like not good now i hate how ppl like them all of a sudden
green day
new album was terrible like one good song (letterbomb) cus the girl makes fun of you at the begining and like everyone hated there old shit and nows its good
wtf
sum 41 well i guess they stayed the same they just got gigs on mroning shows which was gay
blink 182 ok i have to admit they were pretty mainstream with take off your pants and kinda enema of the state but this new album sucked so much ass they should stick to fucking dogs(song)
this is what happened to the used when there last album came out fucking annoys me
o well
they get money
and thats good?
well yes
if you still enjoy your music
no if your bored with it
o well
im done
bored now
if ne one has a grill lighter thats like got a red clicky thing on top
i need one
or hair spray
potatoe gun
but sorta getto
except not getto cus its not a gun
sorta like a bazooka
but with shotgun force
and odd things that it fires
yeah ok
im done
really
fuckers
i hate you all
die
so i can get your money
or car
air freshner |
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| (no subject) |
[May. 29th, 2005|03:58 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | im a painter | ] |
| [ | music |
| | scotty knows know - ross | ] |
this is more of a note to self then what i do
remeber to find out what flamingos eat that turns them pink
cus its like manly to wear pink or what ever
i can one up that
ill turn pink
and wear green
and look like a water melon
or sumthin
i dunno im bored |
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| (no subject) |
[May. 29th, 2005|03:49 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  rejected | ] |
| [ | music |
| | ross and his gay guitar with no low E or A strings | ] |
well im updating
i guess
not much happened today
i ate alot
and am still hungry
i need new strigns for my guitar because there way outa wack and about to break
well 2 have broken so im just waiting for the others to break
hmm i realised that akings songs that were originally from electric guitar to acustic ios kinda unique in its own way
at least im not acusticaly challenged
and uh thats pretty much it i guess
i dunno
o yeah so i thiknk im doing the ;ake ting on saturday because of weather issues on friday uh comment if you ant to go |
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| (no subject) |
[May. 28th, 2005|02:16 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  happy ish | ] |
| [ | music |
| | me | ] |
well im updating because im cool with to O's
and plus amada told me to
so yeah
uh friday
had paul rachel gwen cory and iaian over
cooked a dead fish we found
ate
swam
kayaked
heard ducks have sex
(veryfunny)
taped me doing the duck sex sounds on camera
played guitar
cory fell and busted his ass
pauls camera kicks ass
bottle rockets dont explode underwater
but they still look cool
went to last friday
met up with amanda and austin
they had ro leave
the trees smelled odd bad odd
hit a car with a tire (paul)
wrote my name in chalk
rolled across the street
saw a monkey
stayed til like 9 45 cus my parents had to stop and get gas oe sumthing
saw some hookers
they were ugly |
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| wow |
[May. 26th, 2005|08:25 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  hi santa | ] |
| [ | music |
| | mentos fresh and full of life | ] |
well its been a time since i wrote in this
any way lake party thing tommorrow
at my house
wanna go tell me
tonight
but i had to clean
i found my carpet color
orangish
wierd
and i found an old shirt that was like stiff
odd as hell
but now im bored and taking a break from cleaning
yeah in star wars movie
the new one
i found some one uglier then i
wel 2 ppl
the vasdar dude when he gets burneD
or the the sidius dude when he gets lighteninged
i think
yea
later |
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| (no subject) |
[May. 7th, 2005|08:00 pm] |
| [ | music |
| | like sprewells on a wheel chair - dillinger four | ] |
well im gonna copy rachel, cus of course shes so cool?
and see if any one can beat 33 comments or 110
what ever works for you guys |
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| (no subject) |
[May. 2nd, 2005|08:48 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | ugly | ] |
| [ | music |
| | im going acostic bitch - me | ] |
-original
well friday:
history field trip
pretty damn fun
throughin stuff in the river
house
racing me but not actully going
groundhog
power pooch
ahhh fuck!!
walmart car
light up rings
oo sucka you just got served
pranksta-
-original
saturday and sunday and monday
I fucking Search!!
and mrs greaves isnt goin to be here for like 3 days
thank fucking god
yeah-
ok then later |
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| once again the pope |
[Apr. 26th, 2005|09:45 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | look at my hat bitch | ] |
| [ | music |
| | me....rapping | ] |
well new pope
major suck ass
i went through all the trouble of killig the other one
and now theres a new one
o well
hey if the pope had sex and had a child would it be like semi jesus
not like being wierd or anything
but seriously if hes god on earth would he make a mini god like figure
just a thought
sorry if it offened any of yall |
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| the president |
[Apr. 18th, 2005|07:54 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  stolen from | ] |
| [ | music |
| | anything that makes fun of you | ] |
i know ive mentioned this before but i cant wait for the end of the bush regime or however you spell it
i cant stand him
just recently i got rock against bush volumn 2
i had volumn 1
and there prolly the best music has done in politics
i mean bush calls an act the clean air act hmmm sounds good right
wrong
it ppermits companies to be able to polute the air with greenhouse gas and mercury just to name a few
now does that sound clean to you
no
dumb ass bush
i just wanna see him go to iraq to talk to the troops and see like binladen or some one be like
"hey asshole, you did iraqie freedom, well heres fucking usa freedom."
and like the blow the fuck outta him
i mean i watched this old cnn and this guy said boy does bush need to lose this election i hate him and within ten minutes the police had him handcuffed
and this continues
wasting money and imprisoning ppl for not reason
is this the kind of leader we want
maybeill move to england
o no wait
blair is bushes pet fuck monkey
arg
i hate him
also if you havnt got either of the rock against bush cds
go get them
there pretty good
i think i like 2 better though
floggin molly
green day
dropkick murpphys
lagwagon
bad religion
foofighers
donots
the unseen
useless id
no use for a name
autopilot off
and the dvd has one funny ass will ferrel making fun of bush
all you people that think bush was right about iraq
go fuck yourselves
we were never in trouble from irag he made it seem like OMG!!! sadamm is crazy let nuke him be fore he gets us
wrong
bush lies so much to himself he starts believing his lies
im gonna make a shirt and sell them
"bush we'll empeach"
"and then no more of his bad speech"
" he shoulda have learned to read"
"instead of getting iraqs oil deed"
"lets see what happens when hes gone"
"he messed up the contry so bad now every thing will be wrong"
hey chief hows the status puddle
is it hard to hold your bad breath
how's the picture perfect likeness
nice frame from the way you see yourself
smile
-lagwagon-
He's not smart, a C student
And that's after buying his way into school
Beady eyes, and he's kinda dyslexic
Can he read? No one's really quite sure
He signs stuff and he executes people
Maybe that's why, he doesn't have any friends
Cocaine and a little drunk driving
Doesn't matter, when you're the Commander in Chief.
Idiot son of an asshole
He's the idiot son of an asshole
Idiot son of an asshole
He's the idiot son of an asshole
He's too dumb, to eat pretzels, apparently smart enough to fix an election.
Moved boldly into the White House,
but most people voted against him.
He likes naps, He really likes naptime, A couple of naps and then a nap and then he's ready for bed,
He may be from Bush descent, but he's always gonna be the unpresident.
Idiot son of an asshole
He's the idiot son of an asshole
Idiot son of an asshole
He's the idiot son of an asshole
Idiot son of an asshole
He's the idiot son of an asshole
He's our president!
-nofx- |
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